' Hop Off '

This one is for my btch Bee ^ We preachin but yall not hearing us ; now feel me:

STOP DCKRIDING ! ORGINALITY IS DEAD BC OF YU FIENDS ! THE TRULY CREATIVE && INNOVATIVE TAKE PRIDE IN THEIR INDIVIDUALISM ; SO CUT THE CHECK BC ITS BOUNCING BABY THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE . OF EVERY[ONE] . DIGG ME ?

'Somebody call pest control bc these termites keep biting !!!' - NBP / BLW approved.

Grr sht is not a game!.

NOW THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN VICTIMIZED ; ROBBED ; JACKED ; OR EVEN COPY && PASTED FOR THEIR SHT , FEEL MEEEEEEE.

| Wiindow Shoppers |

YU KNOW WHO YU ARE . . .↓

IMAGES LIKE THIS ↑ SICKEN ME !

People. Its 2009. The internet is at its peak. Gas is back to $4 in July. Lets cut the crap okay : No more window shopping !. Yu save gas and people's time when you get online and do all the window shopping yu want ! and here's a plus it never closes like a mall / store does LOL 24 hours at your fingertips. For a small fee (sometimes a very large fee lol) you can have items shipped to you, even overnight, so yu never even have to leave that comfy office chair of yours (: LMAO.

All jokes aside though, i work in retail, and nothing blows more than having my time wasted by window shoppers. If you do choose to come to the mall and WINDOW shop... stay yur ass outside of the WINDOW and dnt bother coming in asking for assistance; we charge for that ! Lol. Baow now a word from our sponsors : Fifty! :D

Window Shopper - 50 Cent

+In♥ngMemoryOf : Michael Jackson-

LIFE IS PRECIOUS; WAKE UP EVERY MORNING && THANK GOD YU STILL HAVE IT; ALTHOUGH WE ALL ONE DAY MUST JOIN HIM. . .

Jackson 5's own ... Michael Jackson ... from Prince to King of Pop

this dude was BAD- . He went into cardiac arrest early June 25, 2009 and died later on tht day.


COMPLIATION VID TRIBUTE TO THE SELF PROCLAIMED +KING OF POP:


Rest In Pce.

+In♥ngMemoryOf : Farrah Fawcett-

LIFE IS PRECIOUS; WAKE UP EVERY MORNING && THANK GOD YU STILL HAVE IT; ALTHOUGH WE ALL ONE DAY MUST JOIN HIM. . .


Charlie's Angels own ... Farrah Fawcett passed June 25, 2009 @ 9:30 am from cancer.
Here is her story:



Rest in Pce.

>YungCal - Nu Muzik

Yessir ! Nu muzik ; hit afta hit this dude is major league ... MLB where yu at ?! lol.

"GOSSIP" YUNG CAL FT. DRAKE - http://www.zshare.net/audio/61718950213d6dc1/

"UPTOWN REMIX" YUNG CAL FT. YUNG PIMP - EXCLUSIVE SHXT!!! - http://www.zshare.net/audio/61594338e0f31863/

Yu can run and tell ya city he on :]

+BeezarreSuspects MODEL CALL is here !

[ BEEzarreSuspects ] IS THE NEW ERA OF OUTRAGEOUS . BEEZARRE .
FEMALE MODELS FROM VIDEO , MOVIE , BILLBOARD , MAGAZINES , PARTIES , SUPERSTAR STATUS

MS. BRITANY IS HOSTING THE LONG AWAITED OPENING DAY FOR FEMALES THAT WANNA BREAK IN TO THE FIELD OF SUCCESS .

WE CATER TO SOME OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN MUSIC . FASHION . MOVIES AND OUR MAIN GOAL IS TO SET UP AUDITIONS FOR , & BOOK YOU FOR MUSIC VIDEOS , PHOTO SHOOTS , ETC .
*TRAVELING INVOLVED*

BEEzarreSuspects REPRESENTS CLASSY RESPECTABLE FEMALES WITH BEAUTY && BRAINS && WHO CAN PUSH THE LIMITS OF MODELING .
NOTHING STANDARD .
WE NEED DIFFERENT , INNOVATIVE , ECLECTIC LADIES

[D E T A I L S : ]

THE MODEL CALL IS ON JUNE 23RD FROM 7PM-11PM
LOCATED AT SK8TIQUE SKATE SHOP , 1140 EUCLID AVE. , ATLANTA, GA [Lil5pts]
FOR INFO CALL : [ 404 ] 838 1931 / BRITANY [BeezarreCardoza]

[ R E Q U I R E M E N T S : ]

AGE: 18-26

HEIGHT: 5'4+

BIKINI SUIT & MATCHING BRA && PANTIES

COME DRESSED :
A white shirts [ preferably white tanks, cami's ]
dark jeans [ blue or black ]
heels [ NO tennis shoes ]
hair pulled back so that i can see all facial features .
light makeup
a sheet of availability and contacts
BE PROMPT
on time .
ATTN : RSVP at least 3 days before the model call . If yu cnt RSVP just show !
********RSVP AT beezarrecardoza@yahoo.com*********

*FREE DRINKS* PHOTO SHOOT* AND GREAT NETWORK FROM SOME IMPORTANT PEOPLE

THIS IS AN ---OPEN--- MODEL CALL ; ALL LADIES WELCOME COME DRESSED [IN REQUIRED WARDROBE] READY TO IMPRESS THE JUDGES ! NO GUYS ALLOWED AT THE CALL; THIS IS CLOSED FOR FEMALES ONLY.

BEEzarreSuspects ... join the dream ... I did ! :]

+TRULY Facebook Famous

Ok so its Sunday ; I'm at Bahama Breeze with fam for daddy's day : I'm walking to our table and I'm stopped by this lovely young lady who works there.....

[Chick:] Hey whats your name ?
[Moi:] Denise..
[Chick (blurts):] Oh uhm Facebook !
[Moi:] Lol huh ?
[Chick:] What's yur name on fb ?
[Moi:] Niise Ben Phresh..
[Moi:] Whats your name ??
[Chick:] Oh uhm Sandra...___.... (i forgot the rest srry)
[Moi:] What school did yu go to ? (I do not recognize her / name doesnt ring bells)
[Chick:] Grayson.. but I think we just know the same ppl.
[Moi:] Yeah we probably do !
[Chick:] Yeah you look so familiar !!!
[Moi:] Lol nice meeting you ! :)

Walking away ; how am I feeling ? FACEBOOK FAMOUS baby!
This is not the first time this has happened nor will it be the last lol.
Thanks a bunch Sandra ! Yur truly awesome.

NIISE BEN PHRESH = FCKN FACEBOOK FAMOUS BAOW .


If this has happened to you make sure to come out::: FACEBOOK FAMOUS PT.2 / PT.1 WAS MAJOR [held at House Nightclub downtown] DETAILS COMING SOON (:

for now ; spread the word : this will go down in the Facebook Hall of F A M E



Pt.1 = SUCCESS [Where's waldo can you find me ???]



Pt.2 = WILL BE EPIC


YU IN OR YU OUT ?
TELL EVERYBODY IN THE FRIEND BIN LETS GET IT...

BROUGHT TO YU BY NU REPUBLIC ENT. / BLACK SEA ANGELS / URBAN ENT. / FLY INC && MANY MANY MOREEE.


Facebook Me (: http://www.facebook.com/benphresh

| RoadRAGE |

Nothing on the streets of Atlanta seem to surprise me more than our drivers !

Fav phrase while driving : TURNING SIGNAL BTCH !
I don't know how many times I have to tell you people signal before you turn, and worst of all , get in the fckn turning lane !!! If you are the driver that slows down and waits til the last minute to get in the turning lane (in the meantime slowing the flow of traffic) this is for YOU ! && if you are the driver that slows down then makes that rampant turn without notification this also for you:



[ TURNING SIGNAL BTCH ! ]

Nonsense : HANDICAPS IN THE FAST LANE ?
I was on 78 this morning and took position in my lane [far left!] and of course one ship has to fck up the whole cruise SMH so i speed around him , look in the car window and what do I see:



Now i'm sure the DMV forewarned them of safety precautions for the highway let alone for driving with their disabilities. . .now get yal asses in the right lane like the trucks! Grr.

[ THERE IS NOTHING 'FAST' ABOUT A HANDICAP SMH ]
-Disclaimer: I have nothing against handicaps and this is not a discriminatory post this is simply an observation I had to share with the world.

Foolish : If they have time to make bike lanes on the street they should have time to divide a parking space or two for assholes like this :


↑ Exhibit A ↑


Exhibit A has utilized an entire parking space for his motorcycle. You could imagine how on a hot summer day, family cars and even mall workers could be highly upset at this foolishness ; not to mention they speed around the corner bc they think there is a parking space available when really its this dickwad. Smh !

&& they wonder why we rage on these roads.....im sure there will be a part 2 and 3 for this post in upcoming weeks :]

-SwineFlu 101.

You may have forgotten ; but it hasn't forgotten you ! Swine flu still remains active people. . .right here in home sweet Georgia > Atlanta > Universities > GA TECH !

A student on GA Tech campus was confirmed to have H1N1 Swine influenza. BE CAREFUL . Seriously. The student is at home recovering , but who knows who it may have spread to prior to leaving campus && the downtown area.

More on this story :
http://www.11alive.com/rss/rss_story.aspx?storyid=131426
[lmaoo @ the comments on this news post...]



Here, educate yourself ; and most importantly protect yourself ! Swine is no joke:
http://www.cdc.gov/H1N1flu/qa.htm ←[READING IS FUNDAMENTAL :D ]

+DJKASHATL.COM

I fucx wit only 1 of few respectable djs in ATL -- [KASH] wit the 'K' lol . Ever since Royal Peacock ; I haven't been able to find someone iller. His style is eargasmic and he is easy on the eyes ladies so whats betta ?




You can find him at |HOUSE Nightclub| on select Thursdays , |DJANGO's| on Fridays , and |MOTIONS| on Saturdays . He affiliates with nightlife's most wanted : Urban Ent. ya diggie [responsible for each of the parties listed] so check out his OFFICIAL WEBSITE - http://www.djkashatl.com

also Urban Entertainment's site - http://www.urbanpartiesharder.com

'WORK HARD, PARTY HARDER' .. thats all I know how to do ! :]

CHECC OUT YA BOY DOE...↓KASH→...HE MAJOR !

>PISON.FLO + Decatur's Greater !

Introducing PisonFLO ; a lyricist straight outta Decatur, GA [Decatur where its Greater baby !]



This kidd has talent and an interesting style. . .listening to his playlist on his myspace had me vibing - he got a T.I. meets Lupe FLO - a mix of down south meets hip hop / alternative. His flo stands out amongst others ; and only 22 in the game I only see him going upp from here !


Pison Flo && Joe Scudda.

Check out his music at : http://www.myspace.com/pisonflo

Twitter contact : http://www.twitter.com/pisonflo


He will be featured in KULTURE BIZARRE [ an eclectic music && fashion experience being held downtown ] this Wednesday / June . 17 . 2009 ! See flyer for details...:

Click to enlargen. Flyer also on his myspace. Checc him out ! SERIOUSLY .

--HOUSE Nightclub / 06.18.09

Anotha Thursday ; Another Hit ; Work Hard, Party Harder w / Urban Ent. && Black Sea Angels and of course ; moi :]





promotion courtesy of NuRepublicEnt !.

Follow me...

>World's Strongest Toddler.

Thanks Zz :]

here she is ; world's strongest toddler !





Jkay Jkayy ; the real.deal !!! && his story. Good stuff.




to find out more and see part 2 of the show [click here>] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCpAYPH0MMk and follow the other feeds accordingly; there are 5 parts total.

' Gucci! '

" Girls are like buses. . .miss one nextfifteenonecomin. " BAOW. Gucci!.

http://www.imeem.com/artists/mario/music/D7zpturZ/mario-featuring-gucci-mane-sean-garrett-break-up/

' Motivation '

" You'll never leave where you are until you decide where you'd rather be ! "

--Blame it on the vendor.

People can't keep attacking people for wearing name brand, off brand, no brand, high fashion, low fashion, no fashion LOL. . .bc its all about how you educate yourself. Some people take pride in how they look and like to develop unique styles and fashions && keep updated; others on the other hand keep it simple.
When people are not up to your 'caliber' simply dont blame them; blame the vendor.

+Think about it: you wouldnt have shxt to say about shirts that say 'Put A Ring On It' in glitter wit the cheaply stitched skinnies and monotone color hightop reeboks; UNLESS THE VENDORS DIDNT SELL IT LOL.

Working in retail it made me realize; people shop based on their income [what they can afford]; people get income based on their hustle [their jobs-whether it be the quikiemart, target, or a large corporation];; therefore the less you make-the less you can afford. An outfit like what i described a second ago would probably run $40 at most. If thats what people can afford, and thats what is available to them, thats what they will buy. Not everyone is up to date / fashion with the times and cant reach the same venues or outlets as the more knowledgeable ones; even if they were just as affordable.

[Not to mention ppl are very keen on telling ppl where they shop; NEWSFLASH if isnt made / altered by YOU and only YOU you're not exclusive lol sit down. As much as one's style may outshine another's does not mean you are the only; im pretty sure there is someone out there doing you better than you ever could lol you just dnt know them!]

Take pride in yourself and your appearance; YES.
But dnt ridicule the less fortunate lol; for they only taketh what has been givin to them....blame it on the VENDORS damnit.

+Model Call !

Brought to yu by the BeezareSuspects; featuring Beezare Cardoza herself !

This official. No games / gimmicks. Details on flyer .

WHO: uhm YU

WHAT: Smh why are yu here lol

WHEN: June.23.09

WHERE: call 404.838.1931

WHY: Bc Bee sehdddd SO ;]

S E E . Y U . T H E R E ?!

Checc out Beezare's blogspot in +TheFactory links in the right hand column: BeezareSuspects.

Support my BEEitch.

>YungCal : YungMoney

Weezy been toppin charts eva since they pencil'd him in; i respect that man hustle && his lyrics are insane!!!.....same as i do my nigga Yung Cal : new face . new music . same hustle . Look out for him; street nigga takin sense and makin dollas feel me!! S U P P O R T :]




Check out his muzik / downloads available here :
http://www.datpiff.com/DJ_DBF_DJ_Shay_Boggie_Yung_Cal_Hates_The_New_Lo.m37725.html

just a taste of his flow: ' hoes wanna fxck, so i split thighs '
oww this dude is major!. checc him out. seriously .

[link will also be available in +TheFactory -right column]

Facebook: Yung Cal
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/cradford

+Puppies! for FREE

Our dog Dior Christian had puppies about five and a half weeks ago with a male blue nose pitbull full breed. Dior is half pitt and half lab; that makes the pups what like 3/4ths pitt? LOL. There are 3 left ! [2 offers have already been made] Total there are 3 boys [grey] and 2 girls [beige]---:





[2 of these*]



[Daddy&&Mommy-now separated lol]


None of the puppies have been released; we are willing to start giving them away this weekend [06.12.09] FIRST COME / FIRST SERVE :]

Contact me via email at dpatterson2k8@gmail.com to reserve one.

| sdrawkcab |

I don't know if it's just America or this generation period; but it is so backwards!

Do you see anything wrong with this picture?



Maybe this one??



They got kids on leashes and dogs in strollers / lmao. . .where dey do dat at?!
Parents find new ways to control your children; and people find practical ways to care for your dogs, pls. Don't support the nonsense..
[this][is unnacceptable] smh.

--HOUSE nightclub / 06.11.09

Thursday nights look like this :]
follow me..

-Did You Know?

The hummingbird has the fastest metabolism amongst the warm blooded mammals. && a whale has the slowest?. Guess that makes me a hummingbird lol.

+Funnies: Baby Wnt Fall Asleep!.

>Think Before You Ink!.

I'm usually swift with the camera on my phone but i couldn't capture an image for this one; but envision this: Grandma / late 60's / sundress / tennis shoes / garden hat [already painting a horrible picture-iKNOW!] icing on the cake= tattoo on the chest. . . . .reading "Delicious". No ma'am!!!. It might be too late for some but ppl pls think! before you ink! lol. na but seriously..

+PlentyMoney.

Whas on ma shirt dawg..??
BiG.FACE.Hund'dssss!.

Yu can find this at yur local Journeys retail :D

--Hot Topic.

Hot Topic retail store @ Stonecrest recently had a live performance by a local upcoming band titled A Love Not Yet Lost. Look out for them they're good!. Kind of an 'upbeat The Fray/ toned down Green Day/ but mellowed out Lifehouse' vibe.. If you're unfamiliar with those bands....imeem them:).

' Dnt Hate Me, Date Me! '

…dnt hate me for the shxt I do or the way I feel; date me so yu can see why I do it! No point in judging…ultimately I serve the sentence.

--The Factory.

Inspiration:Andy Warhol. Everything he did was brilliant [all too much for this blog but stay tuned]; he had a studio in NY bac in the 60s called The Factory. It was a hangout for the artsy type / the Warhol superstars :] Mainly artists. writers. musicians. && underground celebrities. much like ourselves. . .Warhol also shot movies in the Factory. Up Next:a modern day Factory?. uhm yah with yur help!.

Follow the links

Support the people; support each movement .

Links located under +The Factory on the right hand side.

To showcase yurself and be added leave a link!.

To learn more about Andy clicc my picc.

--g1 update.

iPhone.SIT DOWN.g1.STAND UP!.

incase yall ddnt kno..:the g1 now has features that mimick and supercede that of the iPhone:
including a touch screen keypad; a camcorder-FINALLY!; and updated additional features to the look and feel of certain apps..mos def check it out Tmobile users (:

| Baow/Bow/Boww ! |

^The universal slogan of today. While the dictionary needs an approval council for newly added words; us Americans [specifically ATL] take it upon ourselves to enhance ibonics each and everyday (: take that WEBSTER….BAOW!.

| Haters |

Dare to be envied? Why wait, grab a hater! Haters are looked at as problematic but; what yu have to realize is: [as a wise man once said>Katt Williams] “a hater’s job is to hate”. So dnt intervene, it’s a recession! LMAO. Unemployment rates shouldn’t be too high now should it?

It Ain't Trickn; Less its Half Naked!.

| NiiseBenPhresh |

Pilates changed my life. Nanh, FACEBOOK did! Lol. Myspace is old skool and Twitter is overrated; so FB stop biting! And Myspace stop dickriding lol. Facebook is the most original, creative, multipurpose social venue created thus far…[beg to differ?]nothing is topping it; NOT EVEN TWITTER/sit down twits and follow this -_- haha. What is Niise Ben Phresh yu ask? My alter ego; internet alias; whateva’scleva. If someone said describe yu in 3 words it’d be those! Creativity is key and im the city so unlock me damnit!! Ugh, im so disgusted by the people with no self-identity;personality;individualism. INNOVATION is my MOTIVATION I keeps it moving like MARTA and everybody wanna ride; dickride that is lol. Its cool doe; INSPIRATION is my OCCUPATION and im 365 so Sundays are optional lol I preach on the daily…so follow me: Niise Ben Phresh—-No Twitter Necessary:) trademark dat all my shxt is official like rihanna’s tabloids \haha damn. .