Fav phrase while driving : TURNING SIGNAL BTCH !
I don't know how many times I have to tell you people signal before you turn, and worst of all , get in the fckn turning lane !!! If you are the driver that slows down and waits til the last minute to get in the turning lane (in the meantime slowing the flow of traffic) this is for YOU ! && if you are the driver that slows down then makes that rampant turn without notification this also for you:

[ TURNING SIGNAL BTCH ! ]
Nonsense : HANDICAPS IN THE FAST LANE ?
I was on 78 this morning and took position in my lane [far left!] and of course one ship has to fck up the whole cruise SMH so i speed around him , look in the car window and what do I see:
Now i'm sure the DMV forewarned them of safety precautions for the highway let alone for driving with their disabilities. . .now get yal asses in the right lane like the trucks! Grr.
[ THERE IS NOTHING 'FAST' ABOUT A HANDICAP SMH ]
-Disclaimer: I have nothing against handicaps and this is not a discriminatory post this is simply an observation I had to share with the world.
Foolish : If they have time to make bike lanes on the street they should have time to divide a parking space or two for assholes like this :
↑ Exhibit A ↑
Exhibit A has utilized an entire parking space for his motorcycle. You could imagine how on a hot summer day, family cars and even mall workers could be highly upset at this foolishness ; not to mention they speed around the corner bc they think there is a parking space available when really its this dickwad. Smh !
&& they wonder why we rage on these roads.....im sure there will be a part 2 and 3 for this post in upcoming weeks :]
Hilariousness!!!!
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